I have followers and I find that weird BECAUSE I TOLD NO ONE THIS EXISTS.


I have followers. And I don’t know how you found me. And it’s weird. But welcome, I guess? I suspect most of you are fishing for follow backs but I’m not really into that scene so no thanks, franks. If you’re here because you care about what I write then I hope you don’t mind that I’m not censoring or editing myself very much. Pretty much not at all. Whatever.

Anywho, I’m in the middle of a skype date with my fiancée but wanted to write this before I forget and he’s busy doing sexy things like checking his financial statements so I don’t want to keep missing out on that. Check ya later, ya’ll.