dude.

I don’t know what to do with my life. Ever. Like, down to whether or not I want to finish my coffee before peeing.

And that’s a pretty difficult predicament. I mean, if I don’t, I’ll just need to pee really badly again like, twenty minutes later. But if I finish it before, then I’ll need to pee twice as badly and my bladder will be ridiculously close exploding.

Shit. I have to pee now. I’ll write more later.